Time to clean out my ears

We were at XS today for brunch celebrating Troy's birthday. More about
that later. But here's a funny conversation we had from across the
table of 15:

Troy: Did you know [redacted] is going to be Aida in soneone's tour in
(mumble mumble mumble)
Me: Did you say "Haitia?"
Troy: yeah... (mumble mumble mumble)
Me: Ummm.... you mean Haiti?!
Troy: No... Asia, you fool. Clean out your ears!